Characters encountered at concerts
| The asshole on the scooter who chased Dan with a piece of turkey |
| The asshole who leaned on us and then brusquely said "Got a problem?" like we were the instigators |
| The asshole with the lighter |
| The clothes-changing guy |
| The drum nerd |
| The "Dude, are you from Amsterdam?" frat boy |
| Elder Stephan, who likes Depeche Mode |
| The "Entrance." guy |
| Festival Joe |
| The floor-humping woman |
| The French vampire flight attendant |
| The girl doing homework at the bar |
| Green Giant |
| The guys who kicked each other in the ass |
| The guy who ranted about the orange amps |
| The guy who was tearing up a tablecloth with his cell phone |
| The Hawkwind family |
| Headsprain |
| The inappropriately affectionate Greek guy |
| Ivan |
| The "I've got a stone in my shoe" guy |
| Jammin' Elf Guy |
| Kraftwerk Girl |
| The Momus otaku |
| Morose John ("...why would I be from Amsterdam?") |
| Out-of-phase E girl |
| The Pabst-drinking asshole |
| Perpetually drunk pierced guy |
| Rob Zombie |
| Rockin'-Out-Backwards Guy |
| The Savatage Fanboy |
| The slimy loud drunk spiky-haired guy |
| The squid |
| The stationary college girl |
| The stoned guy who pushed Dan in a circle |
| USB Man (with the short shorts) |
| Vampire Phil Collins |
| Vinyl Girl |
| The woman in the tarp |
| The :wumpscut: guy |